Don’t forget to Blink…!

Hello to the People!

Every good story has a protagonist…. Si. Do you agree people? Well, I would like to introduce you to mine. Por favor diga Hola a la Sra. Blink. All 20lbs of her! She is a fat & smelly gato. She, has no love for me, people. Can you believe it? I know, I find it hard myself?!

At first when I came to the house of Erek, I was happy to have a friend in the house, even though it was a cat [they are creatures of El Diablo -- and cannot by trusted you know.....]. And all she would do when I came near was growl at me….. Not a nice way to introduce yourself, if you ask me! I woud ask her to play, and she would throw a punch at me…. That’s when I started to think she was a dangerous cat. I tried to talk to the big E about…. And he just asked me to give our “relationship” time to develop.

Five months later, and I tell you people, this freaking 20lbs of smell is a god damn Ninja! She stalks me, and she is quick…. like a fox. I had no idea she could move so fast….. We are like “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”!

So I have decided in order to protect my home, and my hombre– big E. I must defend at all cost [He give me such a good vida] his life. There for, I pledge to make sure that this cat Blink will never get to him…! I will always put myself in between them in sacrifice! I cannot trust that fat cat with the big-E, she might try to crush him or something. Viva la Revolution!

Angels in America…?

Hello to the People-

 

Do you know what it is like to have nothing left in your vida? To have it all wiped away? I fell into despair, there; in that there camp. In that gross smelly camp…. I thought it was the end of the line; for me muchachos. But much to my surprise and blessings, miracles do happen my friends! There are Angels among us!

 

My Angel called for me….. Her name is Yuanna. She and her friends Rescued Me! They take me from the camp. They help me come to Canada. They sponsor me, and give me shelter when I first come. Yuanna is my Mamasita, forever in my heart! I live with her and many others like myself, when I first come to Vancouver in Canada. Her house is called the “Green Room.” It is the first place I learned how to have fun again!

It is also the place where I met my knew family! Si! I know! A new home for me. One day in June 2007, this hombre and two other people come to the house. I like this man, he is nice, and he plays with me, and some others…. He very cool dude [in a Christopher Walkin kinda way-- if that's good?] Another day again, my new friend comes for a visit– Senor Erek. We hang out again…. and make plans for me to visit his home. So, one rainy day that June; Yuanna and I visit at Erek’s home. It was wonderful, I loved it! There were toys and we played, and there is a park at the end of the street! I felt so happy there, that in fact I haven’t left…! I’ve been here ever since! Erek is my new family! Oh, and also…. there’s Blink…..

 

 

 

 

American Refugee

I am not of your country…. originally, you see. I was born in America- the land of the strong and the free….. You know the largest industrial complex in the world?! Proud, first generation Americana; born right down south in New Orleans….. Party Town, Mardi Gras!

But, then one day not so long ago; my vida, my life! Was changed forever! A terrible horribles storm came….. It was a scary and traumatic time for me & my family. My family, I lost them, or rather they lost me…. I’m not sure how it happened exactly….. It was such a confusing time. The People, they called this awful time “Hurricane Katrina”.

And, suddenly, I found myself a refugee? A refugee in America?!

No home to go back too, and no family to be seen….. And craziness everywhere! Did I mention how scary it was? I was still very young at the time, but I remember…. I was so hungry, and hot, and no agua. For three days I think? Then I was “picked up” like and transported to this big noisy shelter camp. The camp sucked. But the best thing about the whole thing was, I got to “hang” with my new amigo, Mr. Sean Penn [he was whipping around New Orleans, like a mad man-- righteous dude! Hi Sean]. And Miss Oprah Winfrey came to the “camp”, one day. She did not give me a car, and her dog Sophie is not so hot….

No place to go, and at the mercy of strangers….. What to do with the Senorita….? What to do? Would you believe? An Angel found me!

Hola mundo!

Hola a la gente!

My name is Senorita X. Chavez…..  But, the People call me “CHAVEZ”!  I am loved and I bring love, to all the places that I go.  I am a favorite of the people.  I think I am their favorite Senorita, because they see the strength and happiness in me; they wish for themselves.  My life has not always been this way, though.  No. No.

I will tell you my story…….  so you too can love me, like the People!